So according to the movie Back to the Future Part II, by the year of our lord 2015 there are supposed to be 19 movies in the Jaws franchise. As of January 2014, there are only 4. I personally see this as an enormous travesty, which is why I’m calling on the internet to rectify this grievous mistake.
I challenge the geek community, the web community, the YouTube community, the film community, the time travel community, the hypothetical Jaws community, and the local community college to answer my call and create 15 new JAWS feature-length movies before October 21st, 2015.
According to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, American Film Institute, and British Film Institute, a feature film has to be at least 40 minutes long. So even if your film is 40 straight minutes of a rubber shark floating quietly in a bathtub, it still fulfills what I am asking of you in the challenge, and it is still probably a more entertaining watch than Jaws: the Revenge.
So grab your camera phones, a bucket, and that inflatable shark you bought at the dollar store, because it’s showtime. Live-action, stop-motion, puppets, pencil animation, CG, piss on film- it doesn’t matter how you create the movie! Just go and make the 2015 of Back to the Future II a reality.
Signal boost, if you please!
GOOD LORD THIS IS PERFECTION
tHIS IS PERFECT I’M CRYING I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF MY NATION
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person
this post got better
Animatus – realistic skeletons of famous cartoon characters by Hyungkoo Lee
"Animatus“, an amazing series by Korean artist Hyungkoo Lee, who imagined what could look like the skeletons of cartoon famous characters. Skeletons are made of resin on an aluminum structure.
So I got the Bigger, Blacker Box in the mail and the damned thing is as long as my arm, but inside were a few surprises. There were a few dividers of course, some foam block spacers and others things. Though lets start with the foam block space which had this on the front one.
The included white cards, which were cards about boxes, came in this box
The back of which was this
Though once all of that was out of the box, I took my scapel to the inside of the lid and uncovered this little treasure, with silver embossed lettering.
WOAH I AM TWO FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 1,000 and A WILD GIVE AWAY APPEARS!
PRIZES: THERE WILL BE 2 WINNERS PICKED!
WINNER #1: YOU GET A DRAWING FROM ME BOOBUN OF SKETCH QUALITY OF GREATER DEPENDING ON HOW COOL YOUR CHARACTER IS.
WINNER #2: YOU GET A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM ME IN THE MAIL PROBABLY A LETTER AND SOME STUFF I PREVIOUSLY OWED BUT YOU WILL THEN OWN BECAUSE I MAILED IT TO YOU.
RULES: MUST REBLOG, LIKES DONT COUNT. PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN WIN. If i pick SOMEONE and it turns out YOU AREN’T FOLLOWING ME I WILL PICK SOMEONE NEW. YOU MUST HAVE YOUR ASKS OPEN SO I CAN CONTACT YOU IF YOU WIN OR ELSE SOMEONE ELSE GETS PICKED.
YOU HAVE UNTIL SEPTEMBER 1ST.
^ HELL YES I WOULD <3
I’d watch it if it was done in Claymation for fuck sake.. I am a devout Whovian.
“A boy and his box, off to see the universe.”
Quote from Doctor Who Series 6: The Doctor’s wife